Surely there are enough people in Gotham to illegal beat the hell out of me without adding this man to the mix. I doubt some idiot who calls himself 'batman' is needed.
Why batman? Is he dressed like a bat or does he hold a baseball bat?
So do manbat and batman work together or is this all some weird happy accident? I have never seen a bat in Gotham, why is this a thing???
Which girl is this, if I may ask? I will assume not Barbara, given she's shacking up with Tabitha. So ... Lee? Though I believe they broke up recently. I'm a little out of the loop on Jim and his latest women.
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batman is a vigilante who does what the cops cant do
mostly beat the crap out of us
THIS IS GOTHAM FACTS 101
manbat is a horrible mutation and strange had nothing to do with it he did it to himself. did some murders but mostly just. a big angry bat.
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I doubt some idiot who calls himself 'batman' is needed.
Why batman? Is he dressed like a bat or does he hold a baseball bat?
So do manbat and batman work together or is this all some weird happy accident? I have never seen a bat in Gotham, why is this a thing???
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do you mean a man called Joker or just a general idiot because we have a lot of those.
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cant
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Does he have an actual name?
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no
there are theories
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What does he do? Does he have an MO?
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if you had one you would know
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Does he do anything specific? Like electrocute people or tie them to balloons or sacrifice the first born just because?
I'm not well versed in all the criminals ever. For all I know, there is a Joker and manbat.
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he's a VISIONARY
im telling you if you had one
you would KNOW
EVERYONE WOULD KNOW
and most of them would be dead
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hes like 9 ft tall and screams constantly
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Then we are lacking a Joker and a Manbat and a Batman and I hardly think that's the end of the world.
I'm still not entirely sure what either one even do.
Except the bat one likes to beat me up and....
wait, the batman isn't Jim Gordon, is it?
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gordon is way too old
they're bffs tho
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They're friends?
Well. I'm already going to guess it's not Bullock.
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bullock is def not batman he could never fit in the suit
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That is strange.
Stranger than the concept of Jim having another friend besides Bullock.
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come on
everyone likes gordon
even i like gordon
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I should know.
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He is not a popular man.
Too angry.
Not loyal.
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well age and his wife getting murdered
age, his wife getting murdered, and his daughter getting shot in the spine
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Which girl is this, if I may ask? I will assume not Barbara, given she's shacking up with Tabitha. So ... Lee? Though I believe they broke up recently. I'm a little out of the loop on Jim and his latest women.
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idk the wifes name
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That sounds unlikely.
Well, here's hoping he does mellow out. He's quite the thorn in our side.