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OMG i won this dinner for 2 at a fancy french restaurant and i never used it YOU SHOULD TAKE ED ON A DATE

[ Well, he loves wine, so how about a nice corkscrew and bottle holder. In a truly shocking move, she also got him what is actually a very fashionable and good quality tie (and a heads up about where to find gold puzzle rings in mens sizes) ]

Hello, Oswald.

I was wondering what exactly you would fancy for dinner tonight? It's supposed to be a special occasion, after all.

i'm going to be on an island most of the month but i SWEAR if valentines day comes and goes and you haven't had A Talk with ed i will SENSE IT and i will let the hyenas eat you both

[ CC'd to Edward, so, clearly they are being assholes ganging up on him again ]

ps dont worry your habit if drinking all day until you get in a rage is just fine

Oswald, can you handle dick?

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[Additionally, below the morse code message:]

You said you'd do it.

hey m8 im the guy that was anon u wanna get drunk on practicing cocktails?

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