beaky: (this day sucks so much)
Oswald Cobblepot ([personal profile] beaky) wrote2017-11-06 11:47 am

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itistolaugh: (The Kobayashi Maru of massages.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-11-15 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG i won this dinner for 2 at a fancy french restaurant and i never used it YOU SHOULD TAKE ED ON A DATE
itistolaugh: and just pop that sucker right out! (Someone's gonna punch my good eye)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-11-15 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
fine ask him for a totally platonic no homo bro dinner
itistolaugh: Because he tells you what to do all the time. (Name your dick Coach.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-11-15 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
and sports
probably punching stuff
crush beer cans
itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-11-15 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
you should learn to fight
or at least how to take a punch

let me hit you for education
itistolaugh: I got some. I keep it in my skinny jeans. (Hey. You want some butt?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-11-15 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
you can take anything except ed out for dinner
itistolaugh: you have to write in CURSIVE. (Batman! To solve my latest riddle)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-11-15 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
god you're adorable
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (Do you wanna fuck the goose y/n?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-11-15 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
fine then i'll take ed to dinner
itistolaugh: (Should've fucked Sailor Moon!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-11-15 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
i can't help it i'm just tooooo annoying
itistolaugh: Never bunt. (Bunting: Premature Ejaculation.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-11-15 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
haha u jealous little bitch i'm not going to steal your man!!! i don't even want him!
itistolaugh: Sit down girl I'm gonna give you a dusty baker. (It's when you guys fuck and go to HoJos.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-11-15 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
lol k
itistolaugh: (Should've fucked Sailor Moon!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-11-16 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
ask ed
hey btw you know you can't actually kill imports for good right? the nanos just bring us back jsyk
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (Jimmy Kindergarten says to call it)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-11-16 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
yes
getting eaten alive by hyenas
for example
itistolaugh: Did they cover your condom penis frankensteining? (Did Blue Shield cover that?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-11-16 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
uhhh yeah i GUESS he's pretty cool for basically a refrigerator
lol cool

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