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[beaky]

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[itistolaugh]

OMG i won this dinner for 2 at a fancy french restaurant and i never used it YOU SHOULD TAKE ED ON A DATE

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[beaky]

Hello Miss Quinzel, I see you're in an excitable mood today.

A thoughtful gesture but there is a problem with your idea. To take Edward on a date, you see, I would have to tell him it's a date and that is where the problem lies.

[itistolaugh]

fine ask him for a totally platonic no homo bro dinner

[beaky]

...I don't think I want to. That sounds terrible.

Would it just entail the two of us discussing how manly and straight we are??? [Because that would be a short dinner.]

delivery; some date

[itistolaugh]

[ Well, he loves wine, so how about a nice corkscrew and bottle holder. In a truly shocking move, she also got him what is actually a very fashionable and good quality tie (and a heads up about where to find gold puzzle rings in mens sizes) ]

backdated to Christmas!

[riddleman]

Hello, Oswald.

I was wondering what exactly you would fancy for dinner tonight? It's supposed to be a special occasion, after all.

[beaky]

I can't say I have a preference but I'm sure whatever you come up with will be perfection.

I haven't really celebrated a holiday since my mother passed, all my traditions died with her.

[riddleman]

I can't say I've ever had many traditions myself, but it feels as if one should be festive on this day.

Perhaps we should create our own traditions.

[beaky]

That would be absolutely wonderful, Edward. We should. For our future, more than anything.

As I assume we will be spending many Christmas' together.

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[itistolaugh]

i'm going to be on an island most of the month but i SWEAR if valentines day comes and goes and you haven't had A Talk with ed i will SENSE IT and i will let the hyenas eat you both

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[itistolaugh]

k g2g miss u already kiss kiss

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[beaky]

For your information, I do have plans. And if they should fail, I shall beat him to death with whatever valentine's day present he gets me and try to move forward with my life.

I feel that is the healthiest way forward.

[itistolaugh]

that is more than fair

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[itistolaugh]

[ CC'd to Edward, so, clearly they are being assholes ganging up on him again ]

ps dont worry your habit if drinking all day until you get in a rage is just fine

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[beaky]

what???

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[riddleman]

Oswald, can you handle dick?

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[beaky]

... What?

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[riddleman]

I want to know if you mind dick coming up.

[beaky]

Edward.

Please try to be an adult. What did you want.

A green piece of paper, shoved through the mail slot

[riddleman]

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[Additionally, below the morse code message:]

You said you'd do it.

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[beaky]

what the fuck???

[riddleman]

Follow the clues?

It's easy.

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[knaval]

hey m8
im the guy that was anon
u wanna get drunk on practicing cocktails?

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[beaky]

I would love to get drunk practising cocktails.

Do you have a preference when and where, my friend?

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[knaval]

i can do whenever

don't really know where, though. can you recommend somewhere?