beaky: (this day sucks so much)
Oswald Cobblepot ([personal profile] beaky) wrote2017-11-06 11:47 am

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itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (The title "Pendar" is an abbrevation)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
that is more than fair
itistolaugh: Where's your bag dispenser? (Excuse me. Where's the shitbag room?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm so glad im not your doctor
itistolaugh: His worm. His dick worm machine. (His wiener machine.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
you are definitely one of those
itistolaugh: Never bunt. (Bunting: Premature Ejaculation.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
filming a dating show on a volcano island. i might have to fight a bear?
itistolaugh: you have to write in CURSIVE. (Batman! To solve my latest riddle)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
awww you LOVE me
itistolaugh: answer: UM FUN? (What does BJ mean in sex terms? idk.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
which is exactly why i'm going to party island
itistolaugh: Naked day two! (Beard up day one.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
nothing has happened
so
screw it i'm going on a dating show
itistolaugh: an apocalyptic savior of the world? (Does your baby just FEEL like)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-07 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
1 he's not an idiot
2 you think i'm going to trick classy gentlemen into liking me? not a chance
3 SO MAYBE I HAVE A TYPE WHATEVER
itistolaugh: Sit down girl I'm gonna give you a dusty baker. (It's when you guys fuck and go to HoJos.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-02-08 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
NO and it's not JUST clowns it's more like
a certain type of man more predisposed to clownery
i can't resist extreme personalities and i need a partner who can make me laugh