For your information, I do have plans. And if they should fail, I shall beat him to death with whatever valentine's day present he gets me and try to move forward with my life.
By Valentine's day, I will know whether or not we are meant to be. It's very exciting. If exciting means stressful and I kind of want to throw up. Of course, that could be my morning cocktails...
NO and it's not JUST clowns it's more like a certain type of man more predisposed to clownery i can't resist extreme personalities and i need a partner who can make me laugh
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I feel that is the healthiest way forward.
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Where did you say you were going again?
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Why?
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Try not to get mauled to death by a bear, would you?
[Look, see, likes you really.]
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But your tragic love life makes me feel just a tiny bit better about myself and I really need that right now.
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I'm not saying any of this is your fault but the fates do conspire against you as they do myself and it's reassuring.
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so
screw it i'm going on a dating show
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Good for you. You can do a lot better than an idiot.
please don't date any more clowns.
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2 you think i'm going to trick classy gentlemen into liking me? not a chance
3 SO MAYBE I HAVE A TYPE WHATEVER
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Are clowns really your type?
What is the appeal?
... Do you like them more so or less so are lego?
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a certain type of man more predisposed to clownery
i can't resist extreme personalities and i need a partner who can make me laugh
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Can't stand the idiot, if I'm honest. The whole laughing gig is just ridiculous.
But I suppose to a woman of your tastes, that's a turn on.
Really, sense of humour is important.