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[beaky]

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[beaky]

are you high?

[riddleman]

No. It's a riddle. It's a clue.

Follow it?

[beaky]

It sounds weirdly sexual.

And I don't want to. Today is my day off.
Can't you do it for me?

[riddleman]

That's the fun part, but it is not sexual. Sorry to disappoint.

If I do it for you, that takes all the fun out of it!

[beaky]

The fun?
If you say so.

Fine, I will consider it.

[riddleman]

Thank you for your consideration.

[beaky]

Bite me.

[riddleman]

What?

[beaky]

Harley wants me to fuck a train and that is going to be my DAY now.

Thank you.

[riddleman]

You could just go to a train station for now. Please try to resist getting seduced by trains or any other heavy machinery.

[beaky]

Harley has her heart set on it noW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

[riddleman]

...well, just don't.

Focus on the clues. Tell me when you've reached the station.