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[itistolaugh]

OMG i won this dinner for 2 at a fancy french restaurant and i never used it YOU SHOULD TAKE ED ON A DATE

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[beaky]

Hello Miss Quinzel, I see you're in an excitable mood today.

A thoughtful gesture but there is a problem with your idea. To take Edward on a date, you see, I would have to tell him it's a date and that is where the problem lies.

[itistolaugh]

fine ask him for a totally platonic no homo bro dinner

[beaky]

...I don't think I want to. That sounds terrible.

Would it just entail the two of us discussing how manly and straight we are??? [Because that would be a short dinner.]

[itistolaugh]

and sports
probably punching stuff
crush beer cans

[beaky]

Well, I know nothing about sport and I can't crush a beer can but it wouldn't be the first time myself and Edward discussed punching stuff over dinner.

Though neither one of us exactly excels in that area.

[itistolaugh]

you should learn to fight
or at least how to take a punch

let me hit you for education

[beaky]

I can fight and I can take a punch.
I can take anything.
I have an exceptionally high tolerance for pain.

I have a face people love to punch. Though I'd still rather you didn't.

[itistolaugh]

you can take anything except ed out for dinner

[beaky]

Harsh... but fair.

I've had a life time of being hit, struck and beaten. I've not had a lifetime of this! It's not my area.

[itistolaugh]

god you're adorable

[beaky]

And you are very annoying.

[itistolaugh]

fine then i'll take ed to dinner

[beaky]

What?
No.

DO NOT

Stay out of this!

[itistolaugh]

i can't help it i'm just tooooo annoying

[beaky]

and you'll end up soooooo dead.

Just like the last one.

Now stay away.

[itistolaugh]

haha u jealous little bitch i'm not going to steal your man!!! i don't even want him!

[beaky]

I was merely stating a truth. I would have been amiss not to warn you.

And I am not
Just
Watch your language.

[itistolaugh]

lol k

[beaky]

I don't know what that means.

Did you lean on your keyboard?

[itistolaugh]

ask ed
hey btw you know you can't actually kill imports for good right? the nanos just bring us back jsyk

[beaky]

You can't?

[Well, damn.]

Then it's fortune that we all know there are some things worse than death.

[itistolaugh]

yes
getting eaten alive by hyenas
for example

[beaky]

Ah.
Well. I do so miss Victor.

He was always so much more effective and cruel than any wild beast. And a lot easier to talk with.

[itistolaugh]

uhhh yeah i GUESS he's pretty cool for basically a refrigerator
lol cool