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[beaky]

TEXT | VOICE | VIDEO | DEATH THREATS

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[itistolaugh]

you can take anything except ed out for dinner

[beaky]

Harsh... but fair.

I've had a life time of being hit, struck and beaten. I've not had a lifetime of this! It's not my area.

[itistolaugh]

god you're adorable

[beaky]

And you are very annoying.

[itistolaugh]

fine then i'll take ed to dinner

[beaky]

What?
No.

DO NOT

Stay out of this!

[itistolaugh]

i can't help it i'm just tooooo annoying

[beaky]

and you'll end up soooooo dead.

Just like the last one.

Now stay away.

[itistolaugh]

haha u jealous little bitch i'm not going to steal your man!!! i don't even want him!

[beaky]

I was merely stating a truth. I would have been amiss not to warn you.

And I am not
Just
Watch your language.

[itistolaugh]

lol k

[beaky]

I don't know what that means.

Did you lean on your keyboard?

[itistolaugh]

ask ed
hey btw you know you can't actually kill imports for good right? the nanos just bring us back jsyk

[beaky]

You can't?

[Well, damn.]

Then it's fortune that we all know there are some things worse than death.

[itistolaugh]

yes
getting eaten alive by hyenas
for example

[beaky]

Ah.
Well. I do so miss Victor.

He was always so much more effective and cruel than any wild beast. And a lot easier to talk with.

[itistolaugh]

uhhh yeah i GUESS he's pretty cool for basically a refrigerator
lol cool

[beaky]

Victor is a refri....

I apologise, I'm confused. I don't believe we are talking about the same Victor.
The man I speak of is Victor Zsasz.

[itistolaugh]

EW
WHAT
STOP THAT

[beaky]

Oh, you know Victor?

As brutal as he may be, I am awfully fond.
Very professional.

[itistolaugh]

brutal yes professional no
victor zsasz has never even come within a mile of professional
victor "the world is a vampire sent to drain and only iiii can liberate the zoooombiesssss of the world with my precious giiiiift of deaaaaath at the end of my knife that is definitely a metaphor for my penis because i loooooove murdering women i cant sex up stab stab stab stab stab stab mark mark mark mark and also i havent had a shower for at least 5 years I AM YOUR SAAAAALVAAAATIOOOOONNNN" zsasz

[beaky]

Ah.

And here we have another horrific difference between our universes. Honestly, I'm baffled as to why you talk up your version of Gotham. Everyone sounds revolting.

Victor bathes quite often, smells a little like sandalwood. And he kills but not exclusively women and not exclusively with a knife. He's very diverse there. He helped me get the rocket launcher I need to get rid of my last enemy.

[itistolaugh]

lets swap

ps dont sniff zsasz??? dont do that that's weird
you're weird

[beaky]

No, thank you.

I didn't sniff him!
We have stood close from time to time and I took note!

[itistolaugh]

what do me and crane smell like