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[itistolaugh]

YOU DONT
HAVE
BATMAN

[beaky]

No.

Is he like a giant batman mutation thing?
... Oh God, what did Hugo Strange make this time?

[itistolaugh]

no that's manbat
OBVIOUSLY

[beaky]

okay

now you're just making stuff up.

[itistolaugh]

[BITCH YOUR NAME IS PENGUIN DON'T JUDGE]

batman is a vigilante who does what the cops cant do
mostly beat the crap out of us
THIS IS GOTHAM FACTS 101

manbat is a horrible mutation and strange had nothing to do with it he did it to himself. did some murders but mostly just. a big angry bat.

[beaky]

Surely there are enough people in Gotham to illegal beat the hell out of me without adding this man to the mix.
I doubt some idiot who calls himself 'batman' is needed.

Why batman? Is he dressed like a bat or does he hold a baseball bat?

So do manbat and batman work together or is this all some weird happy accident? I have never seen a bat in Gotham, why is this a thing???

[itistolaugh]

hes dressed like a bat its not even a thing ok that is not the POINT

[beaky]

WHAT IS THE POINT?

[itistolaugh]

WHAT IS NEXT HUH WHAT NONSENSE IS NEXT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A JOKER

[beaky]

....

do you mean a man called Joker or just a general idiot because we have a lot of those.

[itistolaugh]

i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cant

[beaky]

How about you take a breath and tell me who this Joker fellow is. Perhaps I do know him.

Does he have an actual name?

[itistolaugh]

yes
no

there are theories

[beaky]

oh good.

What does he do? Does he have an MO?

[itistolaugh]

he's the greatest most terrifying dangerous and theatrical criminal gothams ever seen probably even the world

if you had one you would know

[beaky]

everyone is theatrical and dangerous in Gotham.

Does he do anything specific? Like electrocute people or tie them to balloons or sacrifice the first born just because?

I'm not well versed in all the criminals ever. For all I know, there is a Joker and manbat.

[itistolaugh]

he doesnt limit himself like that
he's a VISIONARY

im telling you if you had one
you would KNOW
EVERYONE WOULD KNOW
and most of them would be dead

[itistolaugh]

youd know about manbat too actually
hes like 9 ft tall and screams constantly

[beaky]

FINE.
Then we are lacking a Joker and a Manbat and a Batman and I hardly think that's the end of the world.

I'm still not entirely sure what either one even do.

Except the bat one likes to beat me up and....

wait, the batman isn't Jim Gordon, is it?

[itistolaugh]

what no
gordon is way too old
they're bffs tho

[beaky]

Way too old?... How old is your Jim?

They're friends?
Well. I'm already going to guess it's not Bullock.

[itistolaugh]

idk 90????
bullock is def not batman he could never fit in the suit

[beaky]

He's not 90 here!
That is strange.
Stranger than the concept of Jim having another friend besides Bullock.

[itistolaugh]

jim gordon not having friends???
come on
everyone likes gordon
even i like gordon

[beaky]

Jim Gordon is not very nice to his friends.
I should know.

[💔]

He is not a popular man.
Too angry.
Not loyal.