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TEXT | VOICE | VIDEO | DEATH THREATS

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[beaky]

what the fuck???

[riddleman]

Follow the clues?

It's easy.

[beaky]

There are no clues.

There's just marks where you pen hit the paper or something... did you forget to write words?
Is this hangman???

1/2

[riddleman]

...fine.

Let me try something different.

[riddleman]

Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slows and stops.

[beaky]

are you high?

[riddleman]

No. It's a riddle. It's a clue.

Follow it?

[beaky]

It sounds weirdly sexual.

And I don't want to. Today is my day off.
Can't you do it for me?

[riddleman]

That's the fun part, but it is not sexual. Sorry to disappoint.

If I do it for you, that takes all the fun out of it!

[beaky]

The fun?
If you say so.

Fine, I will consider it.

[riddleman]

Thank you for your consideration.

[beaky]

Bite me.

[riddleman]

What?

[beaky]

Harley wants me to fuck a train and that is going to be my DAY now.

Thank you.

[riddleman]

You could just go to a train station for now. Please try to resist getting seduced by trains or any other heavy machinery.

[beaky]

Harley has her heart set on it noW AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

[riddleman]

...well, just don't.

Focus on the clues. Tell me when you've reached the station.