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[beaky]

TEXT | VOICE | VIDEO | DEATH THREATS

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[itistolaugh]

lets swap

ps dont sniff zsasz??? dont do that that's weird
you're weird

[beaky]

No, thank you.

I didn't sniff him!
We have stood close from time to time and I took note!

[itistolaugh]

what do me and crane smell like

[beaky]

Mostly a little like the wine you were drinking.

Jonathan does smell a little like a math teacher.

[itistolaugh]

that's so specific

how many math teachers have you smelled

[beaky]

There's just a general smell math teachers have.

like dust. chalk? and disappointment. Like a bitterness that comes off in waves.

[itistolaugh]

yeah thats crane all over

[beaky]

I don't know what you smell like. I didn't really pay that much attention. Neither am I in the habit of sniffing women.

Some perfume or something. I never was an expert in that area. I know the kind my mother wore, that is about it.

[itistolaugh]

AW TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOM

[beaky]

I sense mockery.

You should know my mother was a saint, God rest her soul.

[itistolaugh]

you're thinking of crane
i think it's sweet you had a good relationship with your mom do you know how rare that is in our field
sorry for your loss

[beaky]

I apologise, I am hesitant to discuss with people in your field that subject, they always care to make assumptions.

She was exceptionally dear to me. Her loss still pains me greatly.
Alas, I have not had my complete revenge just yet. Perhaps now I never will.

[itistolaugh]

someone murdered your mother?!?!?

[beaky]

Stabbed her in the back. She died in my arms.
Two awfully cruel people, siblings, who felt the need to make an enemy of me for some reason I can't fathom.

Tell me.
Do you know of anyone by the name of Theo or Tabitha Galavan?

[itistolaugh]

never heard of them
aliases?
weird MO?

[beaky]

Hmm. After I killed him the first time, Theo Galavan did take on the name Azrael.

[itistolaugh]

1 azrael is a stupid name
2 we have one of those kind of a religious nutjob, used to have great hair. works for the bat now i think??? if he's still around??? frankly not that interesting. definitely never worked with a sister.

[beaky]

I sincerely hope it's not the same man. Killing him three times seems excessive.

The bat is another gangster? ... Tell me it's not an actual bat.

[itistolaugh]

you dont have a batman??????????????????

[beaky]

...batman

what kind of a stupid name is that?

[itistolaugh]

YOU DONT
HAVE
BATMAN

[beaky]

No.

Is he like a giant batman mutation thing?
... Oh God, what did Hugo Strange make this time?

[itistolaugh]

no that's manbat
OBVIOUSLY

[beaky]

okay

now you're just making stuff up.

[itistolaugh]

[BITCH YOUR NAME IS PENGUIN DON'T JUDGE]

batman is a vigilante who does what the cops cant do
mostly beat the crap out of us
THIS IS GOTHAM FACTS 101

manbat is a horrible mutation and strange had nothing to do with it he did it to himself. did some murders but mostly just. a big angry bat.