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[beaky]

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[beaky]

Oh, you know Victor?

As brutal as he may be, I am awfully fond.
Very professional.

[itistolaugh]

brutal yes professional no
victor zsasz has never even come within a mile of professional
victor "the world is a vampire sent to drain and only iiii can liberate the zoooombiesssss of the world with my precious giiiiift of deaaaaath at the end of my knife that is definitely a metaphor for my penis because i loooooove murdering women i cant sex up stab stab stab stab stab stab mark mark mark mark and also i havent had a shower for at least 5 years I AM YOUR SAAAAALVAAAATIOOOOONNNN" zsasz

[beaky]

Ah.

And here we have another horrific difference between our universes. Honestly, I'm baffled as to why you talk up your version of Gotham. Everyone sounds revolting.

Victor bathes quite often, smells a little like sandalwood. And he kills but not exclusively women and not exclusively with a knife. He's very diverse there. He helped me get the rocket launcher I need to get rid of my last enemy.

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lets swap

ps dont sniff zsasz??? dont do that that's weird
you're weird

[beaky]

No, thank you.

I didn't sniff him!
We have stood close from time to time and I took note!

[itistolaugh]

what do me and crane smell like

[beaky]

Mostly a little like the wine you were drinking.

Jonathan does smell a little like a math teacher.

[itistolaugh]

that's so specific

how many math teachers have you smelled

[beaky]

There's just a general smell math teachers have.

like dust. chalk? and disappointment. Like a bitterness that comes off in waves.

[itistolaugh]

yeah thats crane all over

[beaky]

I don't know what you smell like. I didn't really pay that much attention. Neither am I in the habit of sniffing women.

Some perfume or something. I never was an expert in that area. I know the kind my mother wore, that is about it.

[itistolaugh]

AW TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOM

[beaky]

I sense mockery.

You should know my mother was a saint, God rest her soul.

[itistolaugh]

you're thinking of crane
i think it's sweet you had a good relationship with your mom do you know how rare that is in our field
sorry for your loss

[beaky]

I apologise, I am hesitant to discuss with people in your field that subject, they always care to make assumptions.

She was exceptionally dear to me. Her loss still pains me greatly.
Alas, I have not had my complete revenge just yet. Perhaps now I never will.

[itistolaugh]

someone murdered your mother?!?!?

[beaky]

Stabbed her in the back. She died in my arms.
Two awfully cruel people, siblings, who felt the need to make an enemy of me for some reason I can't fathom.

Tell me.
Do you know of anyone by the name of Theo or Tabitha Galavan?

[itistolaugh]

never heard of them
aliases?
weird MO?

[beaky]

Hmm. After I killed him the first time, Theo Galavan did take on the name Azrael.

[itistolaugh]

1 azrael is a stupid name
2 we have one of those kind of a religious nutjob, used to have great hair. works for the bat now i think??? if he's still around??? frankly not that interesting. definitely never worked with a sister.

[beaky]

I sincerely hope it's not the same man. Killing him three times seems excessive.

The bat is another gangster? ... Tell me it's not an actual bat.

[itistolaugh]

you dont have a batman??????????????????

[beaky]

...batman

what kind of a stupid name is that?

[itistolaugh]

YOU DONT
HAVE
BATMAN

[beaky]

No.

Is he like a giant batman mutation thing?
... Oh God, what did Hugo Strange make this time?